The CEO of McBigCo is a level 20 lawful-evil businessman. He was educated in the finest business schools, and graduated Magna Cum Laude in vulnerability detection and conscienceless exploitation. Upon graduation, he quickly rose to power by pillaging the accounts of several smaller companies – leaving nothing behind but their shriveled corpses.
With his wealth, he then created the McBigCo conglomerate. Scorning the common business practice of “pick one thing and excel at it”, The CEO decided the real money was in wringing money out of as many markets as possible. The wisdom of his approach speaks for itself. The McBigCo empire today covers (or blights depending on your perspective) every market imaginable.
If someone, somewhere is earning money, The CEO is without any doubt slaving over an idea about how to horn in on it.
Toady is the product of six generations of professional lickspittles. His breeding has created a man with physical characteristics that are useful to a businessman, including the lack of a brain, heart, and spine.
Born and educated in Germany, he was personally selected by The CEO to serve as his assistant after he witnessed Toady instantly agree to a supervisor’s command to steal candy from children. Toady has much to learn from The CEO, who every day teaches him new and better ways to crush the spirits of his fellow men.
No picture of McBigCo would be complete without looking at its hapless victims – or (as the CEO calls them) "customers". These all-too-necessary cogs in the McBigCo machine are the fuel that fires The CEO’s imagination – money.
Without you, the magic just wouldn’t happen – so go ahead and pat yourselves on the back! In fact, you might want to do that a few times to make sure McBigCo hasn’t stolen your wallet...